The United States Postal Service clerk asks “Does this parcel contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous?” Inside the parcel are some very young pu’er tea samples going to a friend. How would you answer?
B) It’s not liquid, for sure
C) Please define "potentially hazardous"
D) I need a lawyer
E) I assert my fifth amendment rights [against self incrimination]
F) None of the above
G) All of the above
I think I may have lied to a federal agent yesterday. I simply said no.